reblog this if you want to be spared during the mario uprising
Dean doesn’t know how to tell Sam that he’s fucking Cas, so he just doesn’t tell Sam. And doesn’t tell Sam. And keeps fucking Cas. And doesn’t tell Sam.
Sam is too much of a gentleman to state the obvious - he always promised himself that he would let Dean come out in his own time. So he looks the other way when Cas comes out of the bathroom wearing Dean’s flannel. He agrees that it’s perfectly natural for Dean to order five desserts so Cas can figure out which is his favorite. And he accepts Dean’s explanations when he finds them asleep, spooning in the backseat of the Impala.
But sitting across from them in the diner, watching Cas dip his fork back and forth between his own plate and Dean’s, Sam can’t keep his mouth shut anymore.
"Dude," says Sam, gaping. "You just let him steal a bite of your pie.”
Dean looks at Cas, whose cheeks bulge guiltily. He looks back at Sam. “Yeah, well, this morning while you were in the shower he made me come so hard I blacked out, so he deserves it.”
The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.
I love how this is like a creature from hell but it has like little pink cheeks
deep sea anime blush stickers
fun fact those pink cheeks glow to attract unsuspecting prey
fashionable and functional with a dash of abject terror
"S-sempai noticed me!! I WILL NOW CONSUME HIS FLESH"
steal her look: China Sorrows
Dior Black Dress: $2447
MAC Deep Plum Lipstick: $147
Vintage Emerald Necklace: 2 man’s lives
DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE
CAUSE I DO
so relevant right now I wanna cry
The kid Steve remembers never even existed. No one’s ever been able to see that. No one but Natasha.