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So last night my hips were really sore and stiff so I took an anti-inflammatory and then waited for it to kick in before taking my sleeping tablets.

Queue actual insanity.

I don’t remember much of last night, but what I do remember is fucking weird. So, I got myself a glass of ‘rum and coke’. Only I didn’t pour out any rum, despite the fact I seriously remember pouring the rum. And then I decided it would be a fantastic idea to add a spoonful of paprika into the ‘rum and coke’. 

Then I got into a conversation with a guy in North Carolina about cucumbers and the cucumber who rules over Ireland, Our Supreme Overlord Cucumber, who ousted Emperor Potato so he could ban the eating of other cucumbers. He now resides over his cupboard of salad ingredients. 

And then I was singing along to songs on youtube at the top of my voice. 

So, anti-inflammatory meds and sleeping meds party anyone?

Posted on 25 February 2014, at 8.35pm, with 6 notes
  1. azza4eva reblogged this from dexter-vexx
  2. theravingcelt said: Sounds to me like you’re falling apart without my loving hand to guide you. But siriusly, I’m glad nothing *too* insane happened.
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